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“주님. 저는 주님의 활입니다. 저를 그대로 놔두어 썩게 하지 마시고 당기소서. 그러나 너무 세게 당기진 마소서. 부러질까 두렵습니다. 아니, 세게 당기소서. 당신이 원하신다면 부러져도 좋습니다.” - 니코스 카잔차키스, 성프란시스 中에서

Tell you what A missionary was sent to live with a primitive native tribe that lived in the depths of the jungle. He spent several years with the people, during which time he taught them English, and how to read and write. He also taught them the Christian ways of the white man, and one thing that he stressed in particular was the evil of sexual sin, namely no adultery and no fornication. One da..

You're been kissing someone, haven't you? A guy came home late and very drunk. His wife was waiting for him. 'You're been kissing someone, haven't you?' she barked. 'No.' 'Then explain the lipstick on your shirt.' 'That's easy,' he said. 'I used my shirt to wipe my dick.' 한 남자가 늦게 집에 왔고 술이 많이 취해있었다. 그의 아내가 그를 기다리고 있었다. “당신은 누군가 키스를 하고 있었죠, 그죠?” 그녀가 짖었다. “아뇨.” “그럼 당신의 셔츠에 묻은 립스틱을 설명해 보세요.” “그건 쉬워..

Your wife has fallen three times already this week! An old priest was getting fed up with the number of people in his parish who were confessing to adultery. One Sunday in the pulpit, he announced : 'If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'm quitting!' Since he was so popular, the parishioners came up with a code word to avoid incurring his wrath : anyone who had committed adultery woul..

He didn't sign his name. A guy walked into a bar, ordered a double scotch and moaned to the bartender : 'An irate husband has written to me, threatening to have me killed unless I stop screwing his wife.' 'So why don't you just stop?' said the bartender. 'It's not as easy as that,' replied the guy. 'He didn't sign his name.' moan : 신음하다, 투덜거리다, 불평하다 / 신음, 투덜거림, 불평 irate : 성난, 격분한 한 남자가 술집에 들어가 스..

Don't go changing the subject! A husband staggered home at two o'clock in the morning. He opened the bedroom door to find another man in bed with his wife. The wife pushed the man off her and demanded to know why her husband was so late home. The husband yelled : 'Who the hell is this guy, and what's he doing in bed with you?' The wife shouted back : 'Don't go changing the subject! Where the hel..