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From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law! One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts, tossing them in the air and catching them in his mouth. While he was in the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question and as he turned to answer, the peanut landed in his ear. The wife tried to remove the peanut but only succeeded in pushing it deeper into his ear. With all su..

What's the difference between the first floor and the sixteenth floor? What's the difference between a guy falling from the first floor and on falling from the sixteenth floor? - The guy falling from the first floor goes 'Splat, aaaargh!' and the one falling from sixteenth floor goes 'Aaaargh, splat!' splat : 철퍼덕 1층에서 떨어지는 남자와 16층에서 떨어지는 남자의 차이는 무엇인가? - 1층에서 떨어지는 남자는 ‘철퍼덕, 아~악!’이고, 16층에서 떨어지는 남자..

Help me find my right hand Driving his date down a country lane on night, a guy pretended to run out of gas in the hope of being able to have sex with her in the back seat. But she wasn't falling for such an old trick, and said that she had a $100 bill in her purse. 'If you walk into town,' she said, 'you can use the money to buy gas.' He said he had to pee first. But while he was peeing, she de..

I couldn't pick them up A guy working at a lumberyard accidentally sheared off all ten of his fingers. At the hospital, the surgeon said : 'Give me he fingers and I'll see what I can do' 'I haven't got them,' said the man. 'Why not?' asked the surgeon. 'This is 2005, we've got microsurgery and all kinds of amazing techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new. So why didn't you..

Head on kerb A police officer arrived at the scene of a horrific road accident with several fatalities. Body parts were strewn everywhere. He was making notes of where everything was when he suddenly came across a decapitated human head. He wrote in his notebook 'Head on bullevard' but couldn't spell it. He tried 'bouelevard' and 'boolevard', but still couldn't get it right. So when no one was l..

Four guys and a young woman Five people - four guys and a young woman - were on a plane when it suddenly plunged into the sea. Miraculously all five survived the crash but found themselves stranded on a desert island. Since the guys needed to satisfy their natural urges, with the woman's agreement they drew up a rota whereby each would take it in turns to screw her as much as possible for a week..