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Could you please stop using my ass for a scoreboard? A married couple invited a male friend over to their house for the evening, but when a sudden blizzard blew up, the friend was prevented from travelling home. Since the couple didn't have a guest room, he said he would book into a nearby hotel, but the wife wouldn't hear of it. 'Nonsense,' she insisted. 'Our bed is plenty big enough for all th..

I told you he was stupid. A guy arrived home from work to find a stranger screwing his wife. 'What the hell are you two doing?' demanded the husband. His wife turned to the stranger and said : 'See, I told you he was stupid.' 어떤 남자가 집에 도착했을 때 아내와 낯선 남자가 관계를 하고 있는 것을 발견했다. “너희 둘은 도대체 뭐 하는 거야?” 남편이 다그쳤다. 그의 아내는 그 낯선 사람에게 돌아서서 말했다. “봐, 그가 멍청하다고 내가 말했잖아.”

How will I let you know the baby is born? A doctor was having an affair with his nurse and soon she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and told her to go to Italy and have the baby there. 'But how will I let you know the baby is born?' asked the nurse. 'Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back.' Six months later the doctor's..

Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use any more? Arriving home from a shopping trip, a wife was horrified to find her husband in bed with a pretty girl. Just as the wife was about to storm out of the house, her husband called out : 'Before you go, I want you to hear how all this came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired. I offered her a ride. She was hung..

She didn't have a head! Two bums were sitting talking. The first started bragging : 'Today was the best day ever! I found a brand new pack of smokes just sitting on the ground. So you know what I did? I sat and smoked every last one of them - had the best day ever!' The second bum just laughed. 'That's nothing. Today I was walking long the railroad tracks when I found this girl lying on the trac..

The tiles are cheaper in there. A woman was drying herself after taking a shower when she slipped and landed on the floor with her legs spread wide apart. Worse still, her pussy created a vacuum so that she was unable to move. She called her husband to help but, hard though he tried, he couldn't prise her pussy away from the floor tiles, In desperation, he then summoned a neighbour, who also tri..