[영어유머] You're been kissing someone, haven't you? (19금)

You're been kissing someone, haven't you?

 

A guy came home late and very drunk. His wife was waiting for him.

'You're been kissing someone, haven't you?' she barked.

'No.'

'Then explain the lipstick on your shirt.'

'That's easy,' he said. 'I used my shirt to wipe my dick.'

 

한 남자가 늦게 집에 왔고 술이 많이 취해있었다. 그의 아내가 그를 기다리고 있었다.

“당신은 누군가 키스를 하고 있었죠, 그죠?” 그녀가 짖었다.

“아뇨.”

“그럼 당신의 셔츠에 묻은 립스틱을 설명해 보세요.”

“그건 쉬워.” 그가 말했다. “셔츠로 내 거시기를 닦았어.”