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Daddy has excellent life insurance. On vacation, a little boy asked his mother : 'Can I go swimming in the sea?' 'No, darling, you can't', she replied. 'The sea's way too rough, there's a dangerous offshore current, and this stretch of coastline is supposed to be plagued with jellyfish and sharks.' 'But Daddy's gone swimming in the sea,' protested the boy. 'I know,' said the mother. 'But Daddy h..

I just got here. A man fell out of an eleventh-storey window. He was lying on the ground with a crowd gathered around him when a cop walked over and said : 'what happened?' The guy said : 'I don't know. I just got here.' 한 남자가 11층 창문에서 떨어졌다. 그는 바닥에 누워있었고, 그의 주변에 군중들이 모여 있었다. 그때 경찰이 다가와서 말했다. “무슨 일이 있었습니까?” 그 남자는 말했다 : “모르겠어요. 저는 지금 막 도착했어요.”

Just how the hell did Mike die? Two guys were sitting in a bar. One said : 'Did you hear the news - Mike is dead?' 'How?' gasped the other. 'What happened to him?' 'Well, he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he pulled up outside, he didn't brake properly and - bang - he hit the pavement, the car flipped over and he went crashing through the sunroof. He went flying through th..

Nudist Colony A farmer was so concerned about drivers speeding down the country lane where he lived and endangering his sheep that he asked the police to put up a sign. So they put up a 'Slow' sign, but it had no effect. Then they erected a 'Hazard Ahead' sign, but that had no effect either. Finally they tried a 'Children Crossing' sign, but still the motorists failed to reduce their speed. As a..

There will be enough for both of us. A small plane crashed in the middle of the desert. The pilot and co-pilot wandered around for days in search of food, but could find nothing. Finally the co-pilot announced: 'I'm so hungry, I'm going to chop off my dick and eat it.' 'Before you do,' said the pilot. 'Think of your girlfriend.' 'What's the point? At this rate I will never see her again anyway.'..

From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law! One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts, tossing them in the air and catching them in his mouth. While he was in the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question and as he turned to answer, the peanut landed in his ear. The wife tried to remove the peanut but only succeeded in pushing it deeper into his ear. With all su..