반응형 [영어 이야기]67 [영어유머] There will be enough for both of us. (19금) There will be enough for both of us. A small plane crashed in the middle of the desert. The pilot and co-pilot wandered around for days in search of food, but could find nothing. Finally the co-pilot announced: 'I'm so hungry, I'm going to chop off my dick and eat it.' 'Before you do,' said the pilot. 'Think of your girlfriend.' 'What's the point? At this rate I will never see her again anyway.'.. 2023. 1. 4. [영어유머] From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law! (19금) From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law! One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts, tossing them in the air and catching them in his mouth. While he was in the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question and as he turned to answer, the peanut landed in his ear. The wife tried to remove the peanut but only succeeded in pushing it deeper into his ear. With all su.. 2023. 1. 4. [영어유머] What's the difference between the first floor and the sixteenth floor? What's the difference between the first floor and the sixteenth floor? What's the difference between a guy falling from the first floor and on falling from the sixteenth floor? - The guy falling from the first floor goes 'Splat, aaaargh!' and the one falling from sixteenth floor goes 'Aaaargh, splat!' splat : 철퍼덕 1층에서 떨어지는 남자와 16층에서 떨어지는 남자의 차이는 무엇인가? - 1층에서 떨어지는 남자는 ‘철퍼덕, 아~악!’이고, 16층에서 떨어지는 남자.. 2023. 1. 4. [영어유머] Help me find my right hand! Help me find my right hand Driving his date down a country lane on night, a guy pretended to run out of gas in the hope of being able to have sex with her in the back seat. But she wasn't falling for such an old trick, and said that she had a $100 bill in her purse. 'If you walk into town,' she said, 'you can use the money to buy gas.' He said he had to pee first. But while he was peeing, she de.. 2023. 1. 4. [영어유머] I couldn't pick them up I couldn't pick them up A guy working at a lumberyard accidentally sheared off all ten of his fingers. At the hospital, the surgeon said : 'Give me he fingers and I'll see what I can do' 'I haven't got them,' said the man. 'Why not?' asked the surgeon. 'This is 2005, we've got microsurgery and all kinds of amazing techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new. So why didn't you.. 2023. 1. 4. [영어유머] Head on kerb Head on kerb A police officer arrived at the scene of a horrific road accident with several fatalities. Body parts were strewn everywhere. He was making notes of where everything was when he suddenly came across a decapitated human head. He wrote in his notebook 'Head on bullevard' but couldn't spell it. He tried 'bouelevard' and 'boolevard', but still couldn't get it right. So when no one was l.. 2023. 1. 4. [영어유머] Four guys and a young woman (19금) Four guys and a young woman Five people - four guys and a young woman - were on a plane when it suddenly plunged into the sea. Miraculously all five survived the crash but found themselves stranded on a desert island. Since the guys needed to satisfy their natural urges, with the woman's agreement they drew up a rota whereby each would take it in turns to screw her as much as possible for a week.. 2023. 1. 4. 영어와 함께 읽는 명언 명언 모음 Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently. 실패란 보다 현명하게 다시 시작할 수 있는 기회다. - Henry Ford - Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. 크게 실패할 용기가 있는 자만이 언제나 크게 성취할 수 있다. - Robert F. Kennedy - Learn as if you would live forever; live as if you would die tomorrow. 영원히 살 것처럼 배우고, 내일 죽을지 모르는 것처럼 살아라. - Mahatma Gandhi - Genius without education is like silver in.. 2023. 1. 4. 캐나다연합교회 새 신앙고백 (A New Creed of The United Church of Canada) 캐나다연합교회 새 신앙고백 우리는 홀로가 아닙니다. 하느님의 세계에서 삽니다. 우리는 하느님을 믿습니다. 만물을 창조하셨고 지금도 창조하시며 화해시키고 새롭게 하기 위하여 말씀이 몸을 이룬 예수님 안에 오셨으며 우리와 남들 안에서 성령으로 역사하십니다. 우리는 하느님을 신뢰합니다. 우리는 교회를 이루라고 부름받았습니다. 하느님의 임재를 찬양하고, 우주만물을 존중하며 살고, 남들을 사랑하며 섬기고 정의를 추구하며 악에 항거하고, 십자가형을 당하시고 살아나셔서, 우리의 심판자와 희망이 되신, 예수님을 선포하라고 부름받았습니다. 삶에서, 죽음에서, 죽음을 넘는 삶에서, 하느님이 우리와 함께 하십니다. 우리는 홀로가 아닙니다. 하느님께 감사드립니다. A New Creed of The United Church o.. 2023. 1. 2. [영어 상식] 그 옛날 방앗간에선... 옛날 농경 사회에서 방앗간 주인은 지금 생각하는 것보다 훨씬 높은 사회적 지위를 누렸다(the miler often had high social status in his local community). 곡식을 빻기 위해 동네의 거의 모든 사람이 이곳을 드나들었고 자연스럽게 여기서 여론이 형성되었다. 따라서 방앗간이나 멧돌(millstone, grindstone)과 관련된 숙어나 속담이 곱씹어보면 당시의 생활상을 어렴풋이 짐작할 수 있다. * a millstone around one's neck [마음의 짐, 고민거리] * go[be put] through the mill [쓰라린 경험을 하다, 시련을 겪다] * between millstones [궁지에 빠져, 진퇴양난의] * draw water to o.. 2022. 12. 31. 이전 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 다음 728x90 반응형