반응형 [영어 이야기]67 [영어유머] Could you please stop using my ass for a scoreboard? (19금) Could you please stop using my ass for a scoreboard? A married couple invited a male friend over to their house for the evening, but when a sudden blizzard blew up, the friend was prevented from travelling home. Since the couple didn't have a guest room, he said he would book into a nearby hotel, but the wife wouldn't hear of it. 'Nonsense,' she insisted. 'Our bed is plenty big enough for all th.. 2023. 1. 4. [영어유머] I told you he was stupid. I told you he was stupid. A guy arrived home from work to find a stranger screwing his wife. 'What the hell are you two doing?' demanded the husband. His wife turned to the stranger and said : 'See, I told you he was stupid.' 어떤 남자가 집에 도착했을 때 아내와 낯선 남자가 관계를 하고 있는 것을 발견했다. “너희 둘은 도대체 뭐 하는 거야?” 남편이 다그쳤다. 그의 아내는 그 낯선 사람에게 돌아서서 말했다. “봐, 그가 멍청하다고 내가 말했잖아.” 2023. 1. 4. How will I let you know the baby is born? How will I let you know the baby is born? A doctor was having an affair with his nurse and soon she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and told her to go to Italy and have the baby there. 'But how will I let you know the baby is born?' asked the nurse. 'Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back.' Six months later the doctor's.. 2023. 1. 4. [영어유머] Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use any more? Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use any more? Arriving home from a shopping trip, a wife was horrified to find her husband in bed with a pretty girl. Just as the wife was about to storm out of the house, her husband called out : 'Before you go, I want you to hear how all this came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired. I offered her a ride. She was hung.. 2023. 1. 4. [영어유머] She didn't have a head! (19금) She didn't have a head! Two bums were sitting talking. The first started bragging : 'Today was the best day ever! I found a brand new pack of smokes just sitting on the ground. So you know what I did? I sat and smoked every last one of them - had the best day ever!' The second bum just laughed. 'That's nothing. Today I was walking long the railroad tracks when I found this girl lying on the trac.. 2023. 1. 4. [영어유머] The tiles are cheaper in there. The tiles are cheaper in there. A woman was drying herself after taking a shower when she slipped and landed on the floor with her legs spread wide apart. Worse still, her pussy created a vacuum so that she was unable to move. She called her husband to help but, hard though he tried, he couldn't prise her pussy away from the floor tiles, In desperation, he then summoned a neighbour, who also tri.. 2023. 1. 4. [영어유머] Daddy has excellent life insurance. Daddy has excellent life insurance. On vacation, a little boy asked his mother : 'Can I go swimming in the sea?' 'No, darling, you can't', she replied. 'The sea's way too rough, there's a dangerous offshore current, and this stretch of coastline is supposed to be plagued with jellyfish and sharks.' 'But Daddy's gone swimming in the sea,' protested the boy. 'I know,' said the mother. 'But Daddy h.. 2023. 1. 4. [영어유머] I just got here. I just got here. A man fell out of an eleventh-storey window. He was lying on the ground with a crowd gathered around him when a cop walked over and said : 'what happened?' The guy said : 'I don't know. I just got here.' 한 남자가 11층 창문에서 떨어졌다. 그는 바닥에 누워있었고, 그의 주변에 군중들이 모여 있었다. 그때 경찰이 다가와서 말했다. “무슨 일이 있었습니까?” 그 남자는 말했다 : “모르겠어요. 저는 지금 막 도착했어요.” 2023. 1. 4. [영어유머] Just how the hell did Mike die? Just how the hell did Mike die? Two guys were sitting in a bar. One said : 'Did you hear the news - Mike is dead?' 'How?' gasped the other. 'What happened to him?' 'Well, he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he pulled up outside, he didn't brake properly and - bang - he hit the pavement, the car flipped over and he went crashing through the sunroof. He went flying through th.. 2023. 1. 4. [영어유머] Nudist Colony Nudist Colony A farmer was so concerned about drivers speeding down the country lane where he lived and endangering his sheep that he asked the police to put up a sign. So they put up a 'Slow' sign, but it had no effect. Then they erected a 'Hazard Ahead' sign, but that had no effect either. Finally they tried a 'Children Crossing' sign, but still the motorists failed to reduce their speed. As a.. 2023. 1. 4. 이전 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 다음 728x90 반응형